funny
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
a stuffed turkey?
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
What turns everything around but does not move?
What is a MIRROR?
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
What is a CLOCK?
How many letters are in the alphabet
11 t-h-e a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
the letter M
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
What is a PENCIL?
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
A comb
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
The batteries died.
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
the dictionary
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
what has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What goes up and down without ever moving?
stairs
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What word is always pronounced wrong?
WRONG
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence.
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
A road
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
the word Chicago
Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
he throws it straight up
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
palm