You are a fish without legs, what are you?
What is a tadpole
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
What is a fence
I am not alive, but I grow. I can't breathe, but I need air, what am I?
What is fire?
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
Imagine you're a bus driver, you drop off 6 kids at one stop, 7 kids at another, and 8 kids at the end, how old is the bus driver?
You're the bus driver right? The bus driver would be your age!
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
ou walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
He was walking...not driving.
What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
A glove
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday, How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole
What building has the most stories?
The library
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck