Riddle 1
What has to be broken before you can use it?
A egg
Why is every river rich?
Because every river has two banks
Give us your best impression of a turkey! Gobble, Gobble for ten seconds!
What number comes after 99?
100
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you a sleep yet?
Mi put yuh in di fridge hot and mi teck yuh out, yuh hot same way.
Pepper
Who was the first President of the United States?
George Washington
What do you use to tell the tempurature?
A thermometer
: If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
Prime Minister, Doctor, Governor General… which one wear di biggest hat?
Di one with di biggest head
have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?
A vacuum
What happened to dinoaurs?
They are extinct.
Count by 5's to 100
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold.
: A cow and a donkey are coming round the corner.They crash. Which one is wrong?
The cow, because he should have blown his horn.
Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
I C U
What are the different places where animals live called?
Habitat
Who is the President of the United States?
Donald Trump
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring a chair back with you.
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
Three: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
A tooth brush . STOP THINKING DIRTY
What does a pumpkin need to grow?
Water, soil, and sun
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything that can jump — buildings don’t jump, silly!
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.