Easy Riddles
What has neck but no head?
A shirt
What has 13 hearts but no organs
A deck of cards
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters
Anna one Anna wo
What has legs but doesn't walk
A chair
What is in bed but never sleeps
A river
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard?
“Supplies!”
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a fake noodle
A impasta
What is white when it's dirty
A chalk board
What Cannot be used until it is broken
A egg
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?
They have no body to go with
What do you call a elephant that does not matter
Irrelephant
What sound does a witches car make
Broom Broom
What has teeth but Cannot bite
A comb
What animal has 10 hearts
A earthworm
What do you call a pig that does karate
Pork chop
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
Two goldfish are in a tank. What does one say to the other
Do you know how to drive this thing
What has a thumb and 4 fingers
A glove
What goes through a door
A key hole
What is the best thing About Switzerland
I do not know but it's flag is a big plus
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine
How does a penguin build it's house?
Igloos it together.