Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
just in case I get a hole in 1.
15 jumping jacks
Spelled forwards I'm what you do everyday, spelled backwards I'm something you hate. What am I?
What is LIVE/EVIL?
10 burpees
A man robs his own house and hides the merchandise in some bushes. The next day the police call and say we've found your stolen merchandise and tells the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?
What is THE POLICE NEVER TOLD HIM THE LOCATION OF THE CRIME SCENE?
10 push ups
What turns everything around but does not move?
What is a MIRROR?
ski jumpers
Mr. Red lives in the red house. Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mrs. Pink lives in the pink house. Who lives in the white house?
Who is BIDEN THE PRESIDENT?
20 basketball shots
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
a stuffed turkey?
20 sit ups
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
What is a PENCIL?
30 jumping jacks
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
What is a CLOCK?
20 lunges
What question can you never honestly say yes to?
What is ARE YOU ASLEEP?
30 plank jumps
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
What is A SECRET?
30 second downward dog
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
What is she likes to rock and roll?
15 squats
I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry with my feet off the ground. What am I?
What is a WHEELBARROW?
20 crunches
A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Who are the two men?
What is the UMPIRE AND THE CATCHER?
20 scissor kicks
What beLongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
What is YOUR NAME?
30 sec plank
If I drink, I die. If I eat, I am fine. What am I?
What is FIRE?
30 toe touches
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
What is DOWN?
30 jumping jacks
Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain. What is it?
What is a SHADOW?
15 pushups
A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opens the door to find a man whom she has never seen before. The man said "oh I'm sorry, I thought this was my room." He then went down the hallway and took the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. Why?
What is YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR OF YOUR OWN ROOM?
30 sec wall sit
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
What is YOUR BREATH?
30 high knees
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
What is a CANDLE?
30 wall sit
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
What are DOORS?
10 burpees
Those who have it least don't know that they have it. Those who have it most wish they had less of it, but not too little or none at all. What is it?
What is AGE?
40 hip circles
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
What is BECAUSE HE WAS WALKING?
30 sec plank
What word is always pronounced wrong?
What is WRONG?
15 squat jumps
I start with M, end with X, and have never ending amount of letters. What am I?
What is a MAILBOX?
30 high kicks