What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
What goes up but never comes down
AGE
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat.Why?
All the people are married
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold
What is orange and sounds like a parrot
Carrot
Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies
Present in the sun, but not in the rain .Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it?
A shadow
You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?
The sky
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
Hip Hop
What has a bank but no money
A river bank
What is at the end of a rainbow?
the letter "W"
How did the pancake hurt itself?
Doing Backflips
What is white when it's dirty?
A chalkboard or Blackboard
I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?
A sponge
If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
Your fingers