Riddles
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
I’m found in socks, scarves, and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Yarn
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone, and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29 or Leap day
Where does today come before yesterday?
The Dictonary
A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?
The man’s son
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
You do something mean to the king and he wants to execute you and he said "I will let you pick your death" what do you say
Old age
What has one eye, but can’t see?
A needle
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
If you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
A road
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; That which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?
Nothing
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
A key