creepy riddles
its right behind you it crawls on the floor it follows you home it doesnt make a PEEP
better turn around
i go in hard and come out soft what am i?
a tea bag
a girl fell off a 20-foot ladder she wasnt hurt why?
because its 20 FEET like peoples feet
there are five sisters doing something ann is reading a book rose is cooking katy is playing chess mary is doing the laundry. what is the fifth sister doing?
playing chess with katy and how can you play by yourself?
a woman named jane went on a walk and saw a man and she asked him if they could go out and the next day she was dead. why?
the man followed her home and killed her because he is a devil
you were sitting on your chair and you notice blood coming from under your bed and you call the cops hiding. why?
because its a demon
your in a dark room theres a candle a wood stove a gas lamp you have one match what do you light
all of them you can light the candle on fire and put it on the stove AND the gas lamp!
what comes in once a minute twice a moment and never in a thousand years what is it?
the letter m
whats easy to see but hard to look at
the sun
how can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
take a chair with you!
a man kills a girl on monday and the next day he went to go get food and when he got there he saw the girl he killed. how is she still alive?
thats her twin sister
people make me save me change me raise me what am i
a baby!
give me food and i will live give me water and i will die what am i?
a fire
why do bees hum
they dont know words
over 1000 people went down on me i wasnt a maiden for long something really big ripped me open what am i?
the titanic
a woman while at her mothers funeral she meets a guy who is very handsome and she is in love and she doesnt even know where he lives or who he is or his phone number days past she kills her sister. why did she kill her sister?
she was hoping he show up to her funeral
penny had three sisters one of them was quarter one of them was nickel one of them was dime. whos missing?
penny of course!
what key is the hardest to turn
a key to a clue
joes father had 3 sons one was peter one was nick who is the other one?
joe
what has words but never speaks?
a book
so a woman was sitting in her chair reading and heard someone knock on her door and she went to open it and it was a man and the man said "oh sorry i thought this was my room :)" and he went to elevator and she slammed her door locking it and she went to call the police. why did she call the police?
why would knock on your own door?
your inside of a building that is about to blow up and three doors are in your way the first door have a poisonous gas the second door have a dragon and the third door has poisonous snakes. which door do you take to get out of the building?
the second door because theres no such thing
i have cities but no people i have mountains but no trees i have water but no fish what am i?
a map silly!
how can a leopard change its spots?
by moving to another spot duh
bonus!!: 100000 - easy to anwser - creepy - brain teaser - hard to finish - a girl goes on a walk and ends up in a ally covered with people that has white glowing eyes who are these people and why do they has white eyes and why are they here what are they doing here so she asked them why they were here and one of them replied "we are here for someone" and they all smiled and she ran home why?
because they were here for her!