What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel!
I’m full of keys but I can’t open any door. What am I?
A piano
Timmy’s mother had three children. The first was named April, the next was named May. What was the name of the third child?
Timmy
a river
What can you catch but not throw?
A sickness
What is made of water but if you put it into water it will die?
Ice
If you are running in a race and you pass the person in 2nd place, what place are you in?
2nd place
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
The dictionary
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
light
I am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years time I shall be twice as old as her. How old are we now?
I am 40 and my daughter is 10
QWERTYUIOP what comes next in the sequence?
{.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How was that possible?
Friday was the name of his horse.
The more you take from me the bigger I get. What am I?
A hole.
Which is heavier, a kilogram of stone or a kilogram of feathers?
they're both a kilogram?
What is orange and sounds like a baby?
Donald trump
What is alway in front of you but you can never see it.
The future.
I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A parrot
What belongs to you but is used more by others?
your name
When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, “In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago.” How old is she?
12
What begins and ends with an “e” but only contains one letter?
As I was going to Saint Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St. Ives?
1
What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're done with it?
Coal/Charcoal
Each morning I appear to lie at your feet.
All day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly die in the midday sun.
your shadow
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What question can you never answer yes to?
"are you asleep?"