What am I
I pass before the sun yet make no shadow.
Wind
What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?
Shadow
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A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How did he do that?
The horse was named Friday
Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Because you need a camera. Wooden legs don't take very good pictures
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
Wet
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A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it?
She hands the 10th child the jar with one cookie left in it.
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
You bump your nose on the ceiling.
What is red and blue and purple and green? No one can reach it not even the queen?
A rainbow
A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup, went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?
She had already put sugar in it and when she tasted the new tea it was already sweet
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother there are six girls one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
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Why is it always hot at the end of a soccer game?
Because all of the FANS have gone home.
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world that allows people to see through walls.
Window
Why cant a woman who is now living in Canada not be buried in the USA?
Because she is still alive!
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once because after you subtract its not 25 anymore
When asked how old she was, Suzie replied "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she?
12
Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion?
I would rather have the tiger eat the lion.
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How do you make "one" disappear?
Add a "g" to make it "gone" or an "n" to make it "none"!
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
9. All but nine die
My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. How old am I?
Don't be too confused the answer is 18 years old.
What is in the middle of Paris?
The letter "R!"