ridiculous jokes
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she can't seem to let it go
What has a bank but no money?
river banks
What is white when it's dirty?
Chalkboard
What always ends everything?
g
Where there is light is the only place I can live. Yet if light shines on me I die. What am I?
shadow
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
'What has 13 hearts, but no other organ
Deck of Cards
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
How many seconds are there in a year?
12; January second, February second
You use a knife to behead me, yet you weep over me on my death. What am I?
An onion
Why do scientists hate atoms?
Because they always make up everything
What can you never get rid of when you actually lose it?
temper/anger
What can go through a glass without breaking it?
light
What falls, but never breaks? What breaks, but never falls?
Night and Day
You go at red, but stop at green. What am I?
watermelon
Why did the girl bury her flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
Rich people want it, poor people have it, and if you eat it, you die. What is it?
Nothing
Five men arrive at church together. As they head into the church, it starts to rain. Four of the men run into the church and the other stays still. The men who ran got soaking wet; the man who didn't run stayed dry. How is the possible?
The four men were carrying the coffin of the fifth man — they were at his funeral
I am an insect. The first part of my name is the name of another insect. What am I?
Beetle
I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, What am I?
the news
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A frostbite
Lives without a body, Hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, to which the air alone gives birth…What is it?
An echo
You walk into your kitchen. There are two kids, three dogs and four cats on the floor. How many legs are on the floor
38( 32 already in the room and plus the table and you)
What do these words have in common: Madam, civic, eye, level?
If you read them all backwards, they make the same word.
I can be flipped, broken, opened, closed, and removed. However, I can never move. What am I?
A deal