Jokes
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
The more you take, the more you leave behind. what am I?
Footpprints
You cannot keep me until you have given me. What am I?
A word.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle
What moves faster?
Heat or cold?
Heat. You can always catch a cold.
Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools!
When is 99 greater than 100?
On a mircovave, 99 is 1 minute 39 seconds, and 100 is 1 minute.
What has four legs, but can’t walk?
A table!
What do elves learn in school?
the elf-abet!
What kind of cup can’t hold water?
Cupcake
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age!
Jolly Ranchers!
I’m full of keys but I can’t open any door. What am I?
A piano
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window