What is the end of everything?
The letter "g"
A man who was outside in the rain, without an umbrella or hat, didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What is so fragile, that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
I am always hungry, and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire
What word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left?
Your left hand
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
A mirror
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
You're in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
The match
Why can't the world ever come to an end?
Because it's round
What can't talk, but will reply when spoken to?
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
What gets bigger, the more you take away?
A hole
Die without me, never thank me. Walk right through me, never feel me. Always lurking, never seen. What am I?
Air
A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
He was an astronaut in space
A person who makes it has no need of it, the person who buys it has no use for it, the person who uses it can neither see nor feel it.What is it?
A coffin
What is shaped like a box, has no feet, and runs up and down?
An elevator
How much dirt is in a hole that measures 4 feet, by 4 feet, by 5 feet?
None
How much will a 38° angle measure when looked at under a microscope that magnifies ten times?
It will still be 38°
If there are 3 apples, and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2 apples
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stones, and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map
What has a neck, and no head, and two arms, but no hands?
A shirt
What can travel all around the world, while being stuck in a corner?
A stamp