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Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Dasher!
What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
Any, Houses can't jump!
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
Because he turns into a bat every night!
Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?
Because of night bears!
How do you make a poisonous snake cry?
Take away's it rattle!
Who always enjoys poor health?
A doctor!
Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
Because they have no-body to go with!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless!
Where do TVs go on vacation?
To remote places!
Where do butterflies sleep?
On Caterpillows!
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why was the nose so tired?
Because it had been running all day!
What type of music is a mummy's favorite?
Wrap!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wants to go to High school!
How do caterpillars swim laps?
They do the butterfly!
What is faster hot or cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold!
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
He was out-standing in his field!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Puddle!
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces!
What has toes but no feet or legs?
Tomatoes!
Which President wore the largest hat?
The one with the largest head!
How did the beaver get online?
He logged on!
Do rabbits use combs?
No, they use hare brushes!
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rock-it!