Chechi Riddles
If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
K9P
What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Soap Operas
What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Yew
When does a British potato change its nationality?
When it becomes a french fries.
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
He wanted to find his friend, Pooh
What kind of running means walking?
Running out of gas
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
In Finland
If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
Two
A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?
The man's son
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin
The day before yesterday I was 21 and next year I will be 24? When is my birthday?
December 31; today is January 1st
What word in the English language does the following: The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Heroine
What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?
Queue
What word of five letters has one left when two are removed?
Stone
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
Four sisters and three brothers
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter o
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago