beginner
what can point in every direction but cant reach the destination by itself?
your finger
what hired killer never goes to jail?
an exterminator
you can carry it wherever you go and it does not get heavy. what is it?
your name
who spends the day at the window goes to the table for food and hides at night?
a fly
what five letter word typed in all capitals can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
what goes up when the rain comes down?
an umbrella
what falls down but never breaks?
nightfall
a prisoner is told if you tell a lie we will hang you if you tell the truth we will shoot you. what can he say to save himself?
you will hang me
two travellers spend from twelve a clock to six a clock walking along a level road up a hill and back again. their pace is four mph on the level three miles uphill and six miles downhill. how far do they walk and at what time do they reach the top of the hill.
24 miles half past three
what word contains all of twenty six letters?
alphabet
why was the picture sent to jail?
because it was framed
what makes a pair of shoes?
two shoes
the hand sows the eyes harvest?
to read and write
I run it runs I stop it runs. What is it?
my watch.
what type of music is a mummy`s favorite?
wrap
when will water stop running down the hill?
when it reaches the bottom
what cant be burned in fire nor drowned in water?
ice
the answer I give you is yes but what I mean is no. what was the question?
do you mind
I can come in a can I can come as a punch I can come as I win you can eat me for lunch. What am I?
Beet/Beat
forward I am heavy but backward I am not. what am I?
The word ton
flat as a leaf round as a ring has two eyes. what is it?
a button
how do you make a strawberry shake?
tell it a scary story
a boy was born in 1955 and yet he is having his eighteenth birthday today. how did that happen?
1955 is not the year he was born in it is the hospital he was born in
there was a man who was born before his father. how?
his father was in front of him where he was born therefore he was born before him
what four legged animal can jump higher than a house?
any houses cant jump