What has to be open before you use it?
An egg
There is a one-story house and everything that is in it is yellow. The lamps, bed, wall, floors, and ceilings are yellow. What color are the stairs?
Yellow
Just kidding, there are no stairs it is a one-story house.
Davids's parents have three children, Snap, Crackle, and...
David
What invention makes you look right through a wall?
A window
How many months have 28 days?
All of them
I am tall when I am young and short when I am old what am I?
A candle
What can you break even though you can't hold touch or see?
A promise or trust
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
A chalkboard
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
The dictonary
What question can you never say yes to?
Are you sleeping?
What goes up but never comes down?
Your Age
What can you keep after giving it to someone?
A promise or your word
Charlie has three children. Nine, four, and what is the third child.
What
I am as light as a feather yet the strongest person can hold me for very long. What am I?
Your breath
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
A man was outside while it was raining he didn't have an umbrella or coat and he didn't get a single hair wet. How is this possible?
The man was bald
You see a boat with people and yet there isn't any single person on board. How is this possible?
There are all married
What has many keys but can't unlock a lock?
A piano
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
A secret
What is always in front of you but can never be seen?
The future or tomorrow
I shave every day but my beard stays the same. How is this possible?
He is a barber that shaves other peoples beards
What can't talk but can when spoken to?
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow
What can get put into a pan
Its lid