EASY
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What has a head and a tail but no body?
a coin
: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
Where does one wall meet the other wall?
On the corner
Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?
The letter “r”
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue
I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?
Also the letter “e”
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
Five—each daughter has the same brother.
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
Day, and night
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
Corn
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
Three: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
a mirror
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
What is the end of everything?
The letter “g”
The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?
December 31; today is January 1.
What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?
nothing