Easy
What do the letter T and an island have in common?
You'll find them both in the middle of the water
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you no longer want to have it.
A secret.
What always ends everything?
The letter "G"
What can you break even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
You cannot keep me until you have given me. What am I?
Your word.
In what book does "today" come BEFORE "yesterday"?
A dictionary
What gets wet when drying?
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What two words, when added together, contain the most letters?
A post office.
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole.
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin.
What question can you never say "yes" to?
Are you asleep yet?
The more of it you see, the less of it there is. What am I?
Darkness
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn't alive?
A glove.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M"
What is the theme song of your life?
Your alarm
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
What do you have to break before you can use it properly?
An egg.
I shave everyday, but my beard stays the same.
A barber
What is always in front of you but cant be seen?
The future
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I?
A candle
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29