How do you make seven even?
Remove the S
What is the best month for a parade?
March
When do giraffes have 8 feet?
When there are two of them
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
What has to be broken before you use it?
An egg
What goes up but never comes down?
Your Age
What has four legs but can't walk?
A table
What starts with t ends with t and has t in it?
A Teapot
What building has the most stories?
A Library
The more you get, the less you see. What is it?
The darkness
What 2 things can't you eat at breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What has a horn but can't honk?
A Rhinoceros
Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
An Onion
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old, what am I?
A candle
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke
What starts with the letter P and ends with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
Post Office
Is there a 4th of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the 3rd.
What has holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What starts with e ends with e and has one letter in it? (Not the letter e or elephant)
An envelope
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow
There is one incorrect word in the dictionary, what word is it?
Incorrect
What is the difference between here and there?
The letter T
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can't touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your Shadow
What do you get when you mix a snow man and a vampire?
Frostbite
What letter is missing here-
J_MAMJJASOND?
F- February