Funny Riddles
When will water stop running down hill
What is when it reaches the bottom
When I am released to the wind,
you look away and you pretend,
but away your friends I will send
What is a fart
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing
What is a button
0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
Use the digits above once each only to compose two fractions which when added togeather equal 1
What is 35/70 + 148/296 = 1
When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she
What is 12
What do you call a big pile of kittens
A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph
What is that man's son
What can point in every direction but can't reach the destination by itself
What is your finger
What is the next 3 letters in this riddle? o t t f f s s _ _ _
What is e n t
(They represent the first letter when writing the numbers one thru ten)
I am a place, in a state. I am an answer to a math problem. The math problem is: To get a cube, you multiply something by 6. What do you multiply by
What is You Times Square
How do you clean a dirty tuba
What is with a tuba toothpaste
There were two girls born in the same hospital. They look exactly the same. They were born into the same family but they were born in different years. How is that possible
What is they were born on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day
It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive
What is a crane
A boy has as many sisters as brothers, but each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers.
What is four brothers and three sisters
Joe has ten coins totaling $1.19. From these coins, he cannot make exact change for a dollar, half-dollar, quarter, dime, or nickel.
What are the coins?
What is a half-dollar, a quarter, four dimes, and four pennies
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt
What is a little above two feet.
What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night
What is Hairy Potter
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too
What is monkey see monkey do
Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end
What is Inkstand
( kst is in the middle. "In" is the beginning, and "and" ends the word)
I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?
What is 194
How does NASA organize their company parties
What is they "planet"
Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each and 4 boxes of crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spent the rest of her money on markers. How much money did she spend on markers
What is $9.00
What can't be burned in fire, nor drowned in water
What is ice
When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected
What is a excuse
Out of 100 ladies attending the dance,
85 had a white hand bag;
75 had black shoes;
60 carried an umbrella;
90 wore a ring;
How many ladies must have had all four items?
What is 10