What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
a stamp
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
What has a head and a tail but no body?
a coin
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
what tastes better than it smells
Your tounge
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The Future
What has hands, but can’t clap?
a clock
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
a table
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror