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100

What has to be broken before you can use it?

An egg!

100

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

The future

100

What gets wet while drying?

A towel!

100

 A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?

 He was born on February 29!

100

 follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?

Your shadow

200

 I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

A candle!

200

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

 There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

200

What can you keep after giving to someone?

Your word

200

 I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

A Bank

200

What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?

A piano!

300

What month of the year has 28 days?

All of them!

300

 What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

A Promise

300

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

A barber!

300

 What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?

An echo

300

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Your right elbow

400

 What is full of holes but still holds water?

A sponge!

400

 What goes up but never comes down?

Your age!

400

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All the people on the boat were married.

400

The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?

Darkness

400

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

A chalkboard!

500

What question can you never answer yes to?

Are you asleep yet?

500

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

He was bald

500

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

The match!
500

 David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

David!

500

 What gets bigger when more is taken away?

A hole!