thinking
which month is when people sleep the least?
what is febuary - has less days
a man was murdered during a black out. his wife said 'i was charging my phone" the mid said "i was finding the generator" and the cook said "i......i was uh.. looking for an outlet. yeah"
who is the wife? you can't charge ur phone in a blackout.
twins were born at the same time, on the same day, same year, but one is older. how?
what are timezones? one was born in a different timezone
When my father was 31 I was 8. Now he is twice as old as me. How old am I?
what is 23?
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
what is a penny?
the more u take the more there is left behind what am i?
what are footsteps?
what has many keys, but can't open a door?
what is a piano?
what two keys can't open a door?
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
what is a rooster doesn't lay eggs?
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till its guts come out. What is it?
this guy walked into a bar. "can i get some water? he asked. the guy pulled out a gun and the other guy said "thank u!" why?
what is they guy who walked in had hiccups?
ur the bus driver and 2 people get on, 1 person gets off. the 3 people get on and 1 person gets off. then 8 people get off and 9 people get off. u crashed and they were no survivors, but five people didnt die how?
what is they werent on the bus?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
what is an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How?
what is the parrot is deaf?