Easy
What has hands but doesn't clap?
A clock
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Five, each daughter has the same brother.
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
His mother
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass--it has thousand of pieces.
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
DOUBLE POINTS
A Map
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age
Forrest left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home, there were two masked men. Who were they?
An umpire and a catcher. They're playing baseball.
Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Your father
What happens once in a lifetime, twice in a moment, but never in one hundred years?
The letter "M"
What has four eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi
A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he’s bankrupt. Why?
DOUBLE POINTS
He's playing Monopoly.
What is dirty when it's white? (hint: think school)
A blackboard.
Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?
They were a grandmother, mother and daughter.
I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.
The letter S.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What Has A Ring But No Finger?
A phone, a bell, an alarm, etc.
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille
What makes this number unique: 8,549,176,320? How many months have 28 days?
DOUBLE POINTS
It has each number, zero through nine, listed in alphabetical order.
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
What has a bank but no money?
A blood bank.