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What has hands but can’t clap?
Clock
What has many teeth but can’t bite?
A comb
What is so fragile that just saying its name breaks it?
Silence
Who can shave 25 times a day but still have a beard?
A barber
I know a word of letters three. Add two and fewer there will be
The word “few"
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what I’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold. What am I?
Alarm clock
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
People buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?
Plates and cutlery
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I climb to the sky. What am I?
Smoke
The maker doesn’t want it. The buyer doesn’t use it. The user doesn’t know it. What am I?
Coffin
A plane crashed off the coast of Mexico and every single person died, yet there were two survivors. How could that happen?
The survivors were a couple.
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
The word “Wrong”
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
It’s the letter “R”
This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
Your name
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A blackboard
What is it that everybody does at the same time?
Grow older
If the prisoner tells a lie he’ll be hanged, if he tells the truth he’ll be beheaded. What can he say to save himself?
Don’t say anything
The rich men want it, the wise men know it, the poor all need it, the kind men show it.
Love
It’s full of keys but can’t open any door. What is it?
A piano
I fly all day long but don’t go anywhere. What am I?
A flag