fat cats
What has to be broken before you can use it?
an egg
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
the future
What gets wet while drying?
a towel
you lose 100
oh nooooooooo
what has a nose but no body
nobodynose
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
a candle
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
there are no stairs its a one story house
What can you keep after giving to someone?
your word
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
he was born on feburary 29th
you lose 200
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
what month of the year has 28 days
all of them
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
a promise
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
a barber
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
a bank
idk what to do so you get 300
yayyyyyyyyyyy
What is full of holes but still holds water?
a sponge
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
all the people on the boat are married
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
and echo
follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
your shadow
What question can you never answer yes to?
are you asleep yet
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
because hes bald
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
the match
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
darkness
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
david