Food
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
What is,"You never see rabbits wearing glasses"
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. A little while later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
What is,"She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the photo."
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
What is," A fire"
I am a beer yet kids can drink me and not get drunk. What am I?
What is," Root Beer"
I’m white but I’m not a snowman
I’m wet but I’m not sunscreen
I’m stored in the fridge but I’m not yogurt
I’m added to breakfast cereal but I’m not sugar
I’m something you can drink but I’m not water
What is,"Milk."
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
What is," An ear of corn "
On the first day of the school a young girl was found murdered. Police suspect four male teachers and question them. They were asked what they were doing at 8:00 am. Mr. Walter: I was driving to school and I was late. Mr. Thomas: I was checking English exam papers. Mr. Benjamin: I was reading the newspaper. Mr. Calvin: I was with my wife in my office. The police arrested the killer. How did the police find the murderer?
What is,"Mr.Thomas as he cannot be checking exam papers on the first day of school."
What goes up but never goes down?
What is,"Your age."
What letter is a drink?
What is, the letter 'T'?
I can be roasted but I’m not a turkey
I can be ground but I’m not pepper
I can be pressed but I’m not a button
I can be brewed but I’m not beer
I’m a bean but I’m not magic
What is,"Coffee."
What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
What is,"Lemon-Aid"
The Smith family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a jam sandwich. By reading the following excuses, figure out who spilled the jam. Billy Smith: "I was outside playing basketball." The Maid: "I was dusting the corners of the house." Chef: "I was starting to make lunch for later." Who is lying?
What is,"It was the maid. The house is circular, it has no corners."
The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?
What is,"Nothing."
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
NOT A DRINK ONE BUT THATS OKAY!
What is,"Wet."
I can be sparkling but I’m not a star
I can run but I don’t have any legs
I can fall but I don’t get hurt
I’m found in a bath but I’m not a rubber duck
I can help you clean but I’m not soap
What is,"Water."
What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
What is,"Ketch-up"
You walk into a room with a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
What is,"The match."
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
What is,"The letter 'N'."
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
What is,"Pupsi-Cola."
I get wet while drying. What am I?
What is,"A towel."
I love apples and I love to read, you’ll find me digging around in the earth. What am I?
What is,"BookWorm"
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
What is,"Neither. They both weigh one pound."
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
What is,"Darkness."
What tea do hockey players drink?
wHAT IS,"Penaltea"
I see what you see, feel what you feel, and hear what you hear. I know all of your moves before you make them. I even know the moves you didn't make. What am I?
What is,"Brain."