easy
What has many hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards
Where does today come before yesterday?
A dictionary
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest, it just wasn’t discovered yet.
How does a black woman know when they're pregnant?
When they pull out the tampon and the cotton is picked
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What flowers are kissable?
Tulips
What fills up a room but takes no space?
Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?
The letter "R"
What did the man say to his depressed son?
He pointed at and empty room and said "hang in there son."
Which month has 28 days?
all of them
What has hands but can't clap?
A clock
Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?
Ton
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
nothing
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked
what has legs but can't walk?
a chair
What has words but can never speak?
A book
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don’t want to use it?
an anchor
What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
A river
What do Chinese kids get for Christmas?
which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrect
incorrect
Which building has the most stories?
The library
What has many keys but can't open a lock?
a piano
Sara has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
Five—each daughter has the same brother.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
roblox, they like to play adopt me