Holidays
What’s the capital in France?
The letter “F.” It's the only capital letter in France.
I am so simple that I can only point, yet I guide people all over the world.
Compass.
What has keys but can't open locks?
A piano.
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
The word “short.”
What has thirteen hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word “wrong.” It’s the only word that’s spelled W-R-O-N-G.
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise.
I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere.I'm the beginning of eternity, the end of time & space. What am I?
The letter E.
Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?
A river bank!
Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
Stop imagining.
I have no wings, but I can fly. And I have no eyes, but I can cry. What am I?
A cloud
What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down.
What state is the Golden Gate Bridge in?
California
If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
There’s no smoke as it’s an electric train.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T inside it?
A teapot.
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
Answer: Silence.
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
The dictionary
What has thirteen hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.