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If a red house is made out of red bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made out of?
Glass.
What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets, but no people?
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower – everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
There weren't any stairs - it was a one-story house!
A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn’t stop him. Why didn’t the police officer stop him?
He's walking, not driving.
What begins with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren't under an umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
It wasn't raining.
If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet.
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house. Mr. Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the White House?
The President.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree.
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong.
Mary has four daughters, and each daughter has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
Five - all the daughters have the same brother.
I can be served, but I am never eaten. What am I?
A tennis ball.
I have keys but no doors. I have space but no rooms, I allow you to enter but you are never able to leave. What am I?
A keyboard.
What has four legs but can't walk?
A table.
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence.
You bought me for dinner, but never eat me. What am I?
Cutlery.
What goes up and down but never moves?
I have milk and I have a horn, but I’m not a cow. What am I?
A milk truck.
There are three apples in a bowl on the table. You take away two apples. How many apples do you have?
The two you just took!
What begins with an E, but only has one letter?
An envelope.
What travels around the world but always stays in one spot?
A stamp.
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
I have a neck but no head, but I wear a cap. What am I?
A bottle.
You are in a dark room with a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
The match.