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What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
What can you hold in your right hand but not in your left hand?
Your left hand
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
A post office
I’m always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I touch, will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
People buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?
Plates and cutlery
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A bed
Where does one wall meet the other wall?
On the corner
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards
What ship has two mates, but no captain?
Relationship
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
What does a house wear?
Ad-dress
What building has the most stories?
The library
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is it?
0
How many sides does a circle have?
Two – inside and outside
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A shirt
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river