I stand when I'm sitting, and jump when I'm walking. Who am I?
A Kangaroo
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
A man is going down a one way street the wrong way when a police man passes. Why does the police man not arrest him?
The man was walking
What building has the most stories?
A library
How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
He was bald
What goes up and down, that can't go round and round, and is located in places all over the world.
An elevator
A certain five letter word becomes shorter when when you add to letters to it. What is the word?
Short
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Still Mt. Everest even though it wasn't discovered, it doesn't make it any smaller.
Mr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Five
What instrument can make any sound and be heard but no touched or seen?
Your voice
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain
What seven letter word has hundreds of letters in it?
Mailbox
What can you share and still have all for yourself?
Knowledge
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Your Mother
What has lots of wishes and lots of money that is located deep in the ground?
A wishing well
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
How far can you walk into the woods?
Halfway after that your walking out of the woods
If an electric train was going north at 100 miles/ per hour which way would the smoke blow?
There is no smoke because electric trains don't have smoke.
I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?
The wind
If you don't keep me, I'll break. What am I?
A Promise
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your Breath
People need me but they always give me away. What am I?
Money
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?
A Map