One winter day, there was a man standing in the middle of someone’s front yard. The person stayed there for several weeks without moving and the owner of the yard didn’t mind. Eventually the man left. Who was he?
The snowman
What month of the year has 28 days in it?
All of them
I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I?
It doesn't have to do with a day or temperature…
The letter d
What can you catch, but not throw?
a cold
What has a ring but no finger?
a telephone
Marissa and Juliana went out for drinks together. They ordered the same drink. Juliana was really thirsty and finished five in the time it took Marissa to finish one. The drinks were poisoned, but only Marissa died. How?
The poison was in the ice.
What can you put in a bucket to make it weigh less?
a hole
When Billy's asked how old he is, he replies, "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is he?
just do the math
12 years old
What do the letter T and an island have in common?
you'll find them both in the middle of water
What has a head but no neck?
a shirt
A girl is at the funeral of her mother. She meets a nice guy that she didn’t know who also was at the funeral and they hit it off. She was busy at the funeral and didn’t have time to ask him for his number before he left. She tried really hard to track him down, but no one knew who he was or how to contact him. A few days later her sister dies and the police suspect it to be a murder. Who killed her sister?
She killed her sister. She was hoping that if someone else in her family died, the man she met at her mother’s funeral would show up again
What goes all around the world but stays in a corner?
a stamp
What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?
a lawsuit
You cannot keep me until you have given me. What am I?
your word
What is dirty when it's white?
a blackboard
A couple went to Hawaii for their honeymoon. Unfortunately, the husband returned home alone because his wife had died in a horrible boating accident. The police contacted the travel agent he booked the trip with and arrested him for murdering his wife. How did they know he did it?
The travel agent revealed that he had only booked a one-way ticket for his wife.
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
a deck of cards
The more there is, the less you see. What am I?
Darkness
If you have me, you will want to share me. If you share me, you will no longer have me. What am I?
A secret.
What has a bottom at the top?
legs
A man is found hanging in a room four feet off the floor. There is nothing else in the room except for a large puddle of water below him. The police do not see anything the man would have climb on to hang himself. Did he commit suicide and, if so, how did he do it?
He stood on a block of ice and put the noose around his neck. Once the ice melted, he was hung, and all that was left was a puddle of water on the floor.
What comes at the end of everything?
the letter g
I have many faces, expressions, and emotions, and I am usually right at your fingertips. What am I?
emojis
What gets wet when drying?
a towel
What has 88 keys but cant open single door?
A piano