Riddle 1
What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
Where do dads store there dad jokes?
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
What has keys but can’t open anything?
A piano
What goes from Z to A?
Zebra
What has bank but no money?
A River
How many months have 28 days?
All of them
What has many teeth but cannot bite?
A comb
What is at the end of everything?
A “G”
What has a lake but no water?
A map
What building has the most stories in the world?
The library
What can run but can’t walk?
Water, a river
You see it once in June, three times in September and never in May. What is it?
The letter E
If a rooster sits on a roof facing north, which way will the egg roll?
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
“Wrong”
What has a spine with no bones?
A book
What word becomes shorter when you add letters to it?
“Short”
What word begins with a T, ends with a T, and has a T in it?
A teapot
What is dirty when it’s white?
A chalkboard / blackboard
Where does Thursday come after Friday?
The dictionary
How can you spell COW with 13 letter?
SEE-O-DOUBLE-YOU
I give you two coins worth 15 cents. One of the coins is not a nickel. What coins did I give you?
A dime and a nickel; one of the coins isn't a nickel, but the other one is
What can fly without wings?
Time
What kind of table has no legs?
A periodic table