Basic
It is something you will never see again.
What is "yesterday"?
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. This is the total amount of sheep left.
What is nine?
I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts off my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead.
What is an onion?
A celebrity under the sea.
What is a starfish?
David's father has three sons: Stop, Drop and
Who is David?
The more there is the less you see.
What is darkness?
This is the maximum number of times you can subtract number 5 from the number 25.
What is once because when you subtract 5 from 25, it becomes the number 20, then 15, etc. ?
It is an animal, named after the animal that it eats.
What is an Anteater?
This is never hungry at Thanksgiving.
What is the Turkey?
... Because it is always stuffed.
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. This is because
The beggar is a woman.
You hear me once, you heard me again, and then I die until I am called again.
What is an echo?
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same.
What is zero?
It has a mouth but cannot chew.
What is a river?
You get this if you milk a cow during an earthquake.
What is a milkshake?
Passed from father to son and shared between brothers, its importance is unquestioned though it is used more by others.
What is your surname?
I will disappear every time you say my name.
What is silence?
Tom was asked to paint the apartment number on plates for 100 apartments, meaning he will have to paint numbers 1 through 100. This is the number of times he will paint the number 8.
What is 20 times?
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, 78, 80, 81
82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 98
These are the animals that can jump higher than a tree.
What are all of them?
A tree can't jump.
This is the safest room to be in during a zombie apocalypse.
What is the living room?
Mom and dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. This is the number of people in the family.
What is seven?
I have to be broken before you can use it.
What is an egg?
This is the next number in the series 7,645 - 5,764 - 4,576
What is 6,457?
The last number is moved to the front.
You can hold it in your left hand but not in your right.
What is your right elbow?
This is a rich person’s favourite type of nut.
What is cashew?
Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Who is your father?