what starts with the letter t is filled with t and ends with t
teapot
what belongs to you but other people use it more than you
your name
how do dog catchers get paid
by the pound
a boy fell of a 20 foot ladder and did not get hurt
how
he fell on the bottom step
what has a head a tail but no legs
a penny
what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries
a towel
what dosen't ask questions but is always answered
a door bell
what word looks the same backwards and upside down
SWIMS
why do birds fly south for winter
its too far to walk
what can run but cant walk
water
the more you take the more you leave behind
footprints
what has one eye but can't see
a needle
imagine your in a room filling up with water it has no windows or doors how do you get out
stop imagining
ow is Europe like a frying pan
because it has Greese at the bottom of it
what invention lets you look right through a wall
a window
i am an odd number take away one letter and i become even what number am i
Seven take away S AND THEN EVEN
a family lives in a round house suddenly the mother dies someone murdered her the dad asked his 3 kids one said he was watching TV the second one said they were drawing and the 3rd said they were reading in a corner who killed the mom
the boy in the corner its a round house
why are ghost bad liars
because you can see right through them
what five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it
short
what do the number 69 and 88 have in common
they look the same upside down