Riddles
I have keys but do not lock. I have space but have no room. You can enter but not come in what am I?
Keyboard
What do computers eat for a snack?
Microchips
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What startup, acquired by Facebook for $1 billion in 2012, became the fourth most downloaded app in the 2010s and is known for the posting of pictures?
Why do they call it hyper text?
Too much JAVA.
Why do pirates like Apple?
Because they invented the Aye Pod.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Pierre Omidyar founded which popular online auction company in 1995 out of San Jose, California?
eBay
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cellphones
Did you hear about the woman whose daughter adopted a baby?
Why do programmers never run the AC?
They prefer to open windows.
What popular operating system, launched in 1991, also has its own mascot, Tux the penguin?
Linux
How easy is it to count in binary?
It's as easy as 01 10 11
Why is a computer so smart?
It listens to its motherboard.
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.
Why is everyone who works at the keyboard factory so rich?
They put in a lot of shifts.
While building magnetrons at MIT in the 1940s, Percy Spencer noticed a melting chocolate bar in his pocket. Deeper investigation and exploration led to the invention of what household device? Spencer received no royalties for this invention, first marketed as the Radarange.
Microwave
What computer sings the best?
A Dell
What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?
A thyme machine.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven’t had a gig yet.
Why doesn’t a computer’s car last very long?
They always have hard drives.
What “K” IT infrastructure technology company, based out of Armonk, New York, started as a spinoff of IBM? Its logo is its own name, spelled out in lowercase orange letters.
kyndryl