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What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
Mary’s father has five daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter’s name?
Mary
What can make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles)
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Neither, they both weigh one pound!
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eleven – T-h-e A-l-p-h-a-b-e-t
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they never learned to cook
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I am stuck on you
What kind of cup can’t hold water?
A cupcake
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
Suproliglicatiouspenuvaliancia – how do you spell it?
I T (it)
What has many rings, but no fingers?
A telephone
Three men were in a boat. It flipped over, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Stars
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time, no sea
Jack rode into town on Friday and rode out two days later on Friday. How can that be possible?
Friday is his horse’s name