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Take off my skin and I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion
I travel all over the world. But I could not move, just stay in a same single spot. What Am I?
A stamp.
Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
A fire.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.
I have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
A river.
David’s father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and…?
David.
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
a Clock.
If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, how many eggs will you have after three weeks?
Zero.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
Automobile
The more I appear, the less you’ll see. Riddle me this then, what could I be?
Darkness
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are grandfather, father, and son
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister
What kind of beans don’t grow in garden?
Jelly beans
A man shaves many times during the day, but at the end of the day, he still has a beard. How is this possible?
The man is a barber.
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
A potato.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
How much dirt is in a hole that’s two feet by three feet?
None, it's a hole.
What has many hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What belongs to you but gets used by everyone else more than you?
Your name.
What’s full of holes but can still hold liquid?
A sponge
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.