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What is a room you can't enter?
A mushroom
What day was yesterday if Monday is in two days?
Friday
Why are 1,2,3,4,5&6 afraid of seven?
Because 789
What has teeth but can't eat?
A comb
How many months have 28 days?
All
What has two arms but dosent have a head?
A chair
Peach is to hcaep and 46251 is to...
15264
What has an eye but can't see?
A needle
What kind of dog never bites?
Hot dog
What can you swallow but can also swallow you?
Water
Add 1000 and 40
Add another 1000 to that
Add 20
Add another 1000
Add 10
What's the answer?
4100 not 5000
What is 1/4 of 1/2 of 8000?
1000
What is the fruit that when you take out the first letter it is a crime and if you take out the first and last letter it is something a .... does?
Grape
Why did I throw a stick of butter out the window?
I wanted to see a butterbutterfly
Finger is to hand and leaf is to...
twig
How do you refer to a group of porcupines?
A prickle
Which is faster hot or cold
Hot, because it is easy to catch a cold
What's never used until its broken
An egg
How many 5s can you get between 1-100?
20
What passes through both cities and fields without moving?
Roads
Forwards I'm heavy backwards I'm not what am I?
Ton
What starts with e ends with e and has only one letter?
Envelope