I am a building with more than 500 stories, what am I.
A library
A man jumped out of a plane without a parachute and survived. How?
The plane was on the ground!
What is an honorable thing you can break without touching?
A promise.
Where does today come before yesterday?
In a dictionary.
How can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
Easy- an egg will never crack a concrete floor.
When is it OK to go on red but you have to stop on green.
When you are eating a watermelon.
I go up and down but I never move, what am I.
A temperature or staircase
I am as light as a feather, but the strongest person in the world cannot hold me for 5 minutes. What am I?
Your breath.
Why did the thief rob the bakery?
Because there was lots of dough.
Why cant a bicycle stand on its own?