Baby steps
What gets wet when drying?
A towel
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren't any-it's a one-story house
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
What is there one of in every corner and two of in every room?
Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his backpack open and the guy who is dead has his backpack closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack?
A parachute
What do the letter T and and Island both have in common?
They're both in the middle of water
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Your word
What is stronger than steel but can’t handle the sun?
Ice
One day, a magician was boasting about how long he could hold his breath underwater. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that’s nothing, I can stay underwater for 10 minutes using no equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How?
He filled a glass of water and held it above his head for 10 minutes.
What goes all the way around the world but stays in a corner?
A Stamp
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?
A lawsuit
I am something people celebrate or resist. I change people’s thoughts and lives. I am obvious to some people but, to others, I am a mystery. What am I?
Age
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
How do eight eights add up to one thousand?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking Pepsi. Following this pattern, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
Coffee, just like all the other names with two e's. (Those with one "e" drank Pepsi.)
If you have me, you will want to share me. If you share me, you will no longer have me. What am I?
A secret
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
If all Wibbles are Criggles, all Borkins are Kwumblins, no Hoggles are Borkins, and all Criggles are Borkins, is it true that all Borkins are Criggles?
Nope
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn your pancakes brown, and I make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I’ll pop. If you’ll look at me, you’ll pop. Can you guess the riddle?