Riddles
How far can a fox run into the woods?
Only halfway, because if it ran all the way it wouldn't be in the woods!
If two’s a company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn't raining
What has four eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Shorter. (Short + ‘er’)
What begins with an E but only has one letter?
An Envolope
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle and…?
David
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
A clock
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?
A teapot
How can a leopard change its spots?
By moving from one spot to another.
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Five, each daughter has the same brother.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18: 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English,’ and 8 in ‘alphabet.’
If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?
Glass, all greenhouses are made of glass.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old, what am I?
A candle
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble
You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?
Cutlery
A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains, what is it?
Dozens
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong.
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make it a longer line?
Draw a short line next to it and now it’s the longer line.
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples
What answer can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?