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What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
A potato
What has one eye, but can’t see?
A needle
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
A Christmas tree
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A bed
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
A deck of cards
What building has the most stories?
The library
It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
Corn
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
Five—each daughter has the same brother.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither—they both weigh a ton.
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has three sisters.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
You have two apples.
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
A key
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin
A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?
The man’s son
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map