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What is yours but is mostly used by others?
Your name!
The more you take of me, the more is left behind.
Footsteps!
An elephant in Africa is called Lala. An elephant in Asia is called Lulu. What do you call an elephant in Antarctica?
Lost!
What kind of cheese is made backwards.
Edam!
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat!
Your age!
I am as light as a feather, but the STRONGEST man can't hold me for more than 5 minutes, what am I?
Your breath!
A rooster is sitting on the roof of a barn facing west. If it laid an egg, would the egg roll to the north or to the south?
Nowhere because rooster's don't lay eggs!
What 5 letter word in caps can be typed upside down the same way.
SWIMS
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob ;)
I'm always on the dinner table, but I am never eaten.
Which question can you never truthfully answer "yes" to?
Are you asleep?
A cowgirl road into town on Friday. Three days later, she left on Friday. How is that possible?
Her horse is named friday!
If 2 is a company, and 3 is a crowd. What is 4 and 5?
9! (gotcha there :>)
What is it that no one wants to have, but no one wants to lose either?
A lawsuit :(
What has hands and a face but can't smile?
A clock!
If you drop me, I’m sure to crack, but smile at me and I’ll smile back. What am I?
A mirror!
What has a bottom at the top?
Legs!
How do you drop a unprotected raw egg onto concrete without cracking it?
You just drop it. Concrete won't crack because of an egg :)
When you stop to look, you can always see me. But if you try to touch me, you can never feel me. Although you walk towards me, I remain the same distance from you. What am I?
The horizon!
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter "R"!
What has a thousand needles but cannot sew?
A porcupine!
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
You! Jk, Jk...
A battery.
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin!
When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
Birthday candles!