Animal Riddles
What color socks do bear's wear?
They don't wear socks they have bear feet!
If you drop a blue hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
Wet!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You don't see rabbits wearing glasses!
What can travel all around the world while staying in one corner?
A stamp!
What nationality is Santa?
North-Polish
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
It looks green, it opens red. What you eat is red, but what you spit out is black What Am I?
Watermelon!
If there are three apples and you take two away, how many apples do you have?
You took two apples, so you now have two of them.
What has hands but can not clap?
A clock!
Where do cows go to dance?
Meat-Ball!
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain!
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC!
Why do basketball players love doughnuts?
Because they can dunk them!
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin!
"You're in a 1-story house made "entirely of cedar." What color would the stairs be?
Of course there are no stairs because it's a one story house!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bi-Son!
What is black, white and laughing?
A zebra that pushed his friend into the swimming pool!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom!
How do chiropractors swim laps?
They do the back stroke.
How do bees get to school?
The school buzz!
What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?
Fishsticks!
How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?
None, Moses wasn't on the ark Noah was!
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!