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What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog
Which table doesn´t have legs?
Vegetable
What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle
What country is popular on Thanksgiving day?
Turkey
What´s never used until it is broken?
An egg
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine
It is clean when it is black but dirty when it is white. What is it?
A blackboard
What is the smallest room in the world?
The mushroom
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
Why is a river rich?
Because it has two banks.
When will a net hold water?
When the water is frozen.
When is your uncle´s sister not your aunt?
When she is your mother.
What gets wet when drying?
A towel
What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
Lunch and dinner