A man was taking a walk outside when it started to rain. The man didn’t have an umbrella, and he wasn’t wearing a hat. His clothes got soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
The man was bald.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
What has four legs but can’t walk?
I scream, you scream, we all scream. For what?
Ice cream.
I am round or oval. I can be light or dark. You can cut me in pieces. What am I?
The Smith family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a jam sandwich. From the following statements, figure out who spilt the jam.
Billy Smith: “I was outside playing basketball.”
The Maid: “I was dusting the corners of the house.”
Chef: “I was starting to make lunch for later.”
Who is lying?
The maid was lying. There are no corners in a circular house.
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you?
Your name.
What disappears the moment you say its name?
Silence
What goes down but never goes up?
Rain.
When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don't have me. What am I?
A secret.
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Your shadow.
What kind of music do rabbits like?
Hip Hop.
Shauna was killed one Sunday morning. The police know who they are going to arrest from this bit of information:
April was getting the mail.
Alyssa was doing laundry.
Reggie was cooking.
Mark was planting in the garden.
Who killed Shauna and how did the police know who to arrest?
April killed Shauna because there is no mail delivery on Sundays.
A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, “I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son.” But the doctor was not the boy’s father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.
I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
The fifth planet from the sun is ...
a. Jupiter b. Pluto c. Mars
Jupiter
The capital of Slovakia is ...
a. Prague b. Kosice c. Bratislava
Bratislava
a. Donau b. Thames c. Seine
Seine
The first man in space was ...
a. Gagarin b. Medvedev c. Armstrong
Gagarin