Why are balloons so expensive?
Inflation
what has hands but cannot clap?
a clock
How many months in the year have 28 days?
All of them
Which fish costs the most?
goldfish
What is the least spoken language?
sign language
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
your breath
What turns everything around but does not move?
A mirror
What has many teeth but cannot bite?
a comb
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A fire
What kind of vegetable needs a plumber?
a leek
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
a mushroom
What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
Your shadow
What can you put in a bucket to make it weigh less?
a hole
What tastes better than it smells?
a tongue
A man was walking and it started to rain. He had no hat or coat but his hair does not get wet. How can that be?
he was bald